I didnt finish this… but maybe some of y’all would like it idk.
This is cringe tbh
I’m into F1, and this is the first post about it. Yeah we Sergio Perez, I like Red Bull Racing, but I also like the underdogs. I don’t want Mercedes to win and am hating on Lewis’ given every trophy… goddamnnn brit announcers are annoying as shitit, literally jumping for joy for Ham and fucking crying & groveling when the fucker gets 2nd or anything… god fuck…
Podiums
Max 1st, Lewis 2nd & George 3rd… Sergio given it to him at 4th, also Carlos in 5th but super far away, Fernando in 6th.
Face Touching during Interview
George Russell – 0
Russell was interviewed first, his ass was beaming bc he caught a sleeper perez… ugh i mad, this was a race after he knocked him away too.
Lewis Hamilton – 9
Hamilton was a sweaty guy today, he got the most face/head touches. bruh touched his lips 4 times, hat 3 times, eye/brows once & left ear once.
Max Verstappen – 7
Max is known to touch his face like fucking crazy during interviews, at least with the good morning crew they know… this time he surprisingly didn’t do that much. He messed with his hat 5 times & touched the bridge of his nose/eyes twice. Very strange and during the interview the announcers got upset & said “why is it so long” or something like “be done already”.
Lap by lap – sort of.
Formation – Jack shit happened, a lot of French flags out in the stands. There are two french drivers, Pierre Gasly racing for Alpha Tauri (RBR / Minardi, Italian Racing team) & Esteban Ocon (Alpine / Renault French Racing team). They were racing in Paul Richard, which has been moaned about being one of the most boring tracks in current F1. No overtaking, no crazy. spins or anything. The track has no hills and looks like ass with their blue and red lines… seriously a boring track.
Lap 1 – At the start it was good for the top 3…. Leclerc, Verstappen & Perez… oh wait nvm, Perez got passed by Hamilton from 4th at the straight. During the 1st corner, Alonso passed up both Russell & Norris, what a fucking bamf. There was a corner where both McLarens were side by side and one had a lil bit of oversteer but corrected. Quickly afterwards Yuki Tsunoda got spun around by Esteban Ocon, which the stewards penalized for 5 seconds. Kevin Magnussen gained 7 places (13th) at the end of the lap & his teammate Mick Schumacher was 14th. Where was Carlos Sainz with the faster Ferrari? fucking 17th… homie got smoked. However Haas would fuck him over so dont worry.
Lap 2 – Nothing other than replays
Lap 3 – Hamilton keeps on inching away from Verstappen, eventually becoming 3.8 seconds behind, while VER was about 0.9 to 0.83 seconds from Leclerc, ready for the DRS when it becomes enabled.
Lap 4 – DRS for both RBR cars, but none of them come close to passing. Sainz passed MSC for 14th & eyes Alexander Albon soon…
Lap 5 – The announcers bring Nico Rosberg… why??? also his audio is meh.
Lap 10 – Big brain Haas pits Kevin Magnussen… liek the first fucking pit stop of the race, way too early.
Lap 12 – “Blan B” to Leclerc
Lap 16 – “Blan B” to Sainz, & Verstappen pits
Lap 18 – Lec didn’t fucking pit, and the chat is losing it because of this. Then out of nowhere there’s a yellow sector because Lec pulled a Vettel & punted it in the lead…
Lap…. actually I forgot what I was gonna do after this. Prob got too drunk. saw this on my drafts. 2022??? holy shit.